(Long Jawn Silver enters to see Scurvy Sherlock sitting wearing only a sail wrapped around his body. He shrugs and sits down beside him.)
Long Jawn Silver: Ye be wearing knickers?
Scurvy Sherlock: Nay.
(They are silent, then start giggling.)
Long Jawn Silver: At Buccaneer Palace, fine. Arrr, I be fightin' an urge to commandeer an ashtray. What be we a'doin' here, Scurvy Sherlock? Mayhaps 'ere to see a bonny lass?
(First Mate Mycroft enters.)
Scurvy Sherlock: Aye, that be true!
First Mate Mycroft: Just once, can't ye scallywags act piratey?
Long Jawn Silver: Arr, we sails the high seas, I keep me log, 'e forgets his knickers. I wouldn't have a prayer, laddie.
Scurvy Sherlock: I be in the middle of pillage, First Mate Mycroft!
First Mate Mycroft: There be little booty, ye must've known.
Scurvy Sherlock: Aye, crystal clear.
First Mate Mycroft: Then ye need a new pillage.
(Picks up clothes from table.)
First Mate Mycroft: We be in Buccaneer Palace, the heart of the Brethren Court. Scurvy Sherlock, put yer breeches on!
Scurvy Sherlock: Belay that.
First Mate Mycroft: But yer client?
Scurvy Sherlock: Who be that?
Quartermaster (entering): I 'ave to tell, ye, 'e be anonymous.
First Mate Mycroft: Arrg, I apologize fer me wee brother.
Quartermaster: A right bilge rat, I assume. And ye must be Long Jawn Silver, former captain o' the HMS Shire.
Long Jawn Silver: Ahoy, aye.
Quartermaster: And Scurvy Sherlock. Ye look taller on yer wanted posters.
Scurvy Sherlock: Aye, by keepin' me good hat and me short matey. (He glances at Long Jawn Silver and turns back to First Mate Mycroft.) Yarr Mycroft, I need to know me clients. No landlubber be hiring me. Gangway!
(Scurvy Sherlock walks away but Fist Mate Mycroft steps on his sail, keeping him from leaving.)
First Mate Mycroft: This be vital to the Brethren Court! Grow up!
Scurvy Sherlock: Get off me sail!
First Mate Mycroft: Or what?
Scurvy Sherlock: I sail without it.
First Mate Mycroft: I'll let ye.
Long Jawn Silver: Arr mateys, there be a time and a place.
Scurvy Sherlock: Who is me client?
First Mate Mycroft: Use yer head, figure it out. Now blimey! Put yer clothes on!
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